Clarence/Club Tropicana (by Wham!)

Cast

 * Clarence as George Michael
 * Sumo as Andrew Ridgeley

Lyrics
Let me take you to the place

Where membership's a smiling face

Brush shoulders with the stars

Where strangers take you by the hand

And welcome you to wonderland

From beneath their panamas

Club Tropicana, drinks are free

Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone

All that's missing is the sea

But don't worry, you can suntan

Castaways and lovers meet

Then kiss in Tropicana's heat

Watch the waves break on the bay

Oh soft white sands, a blue lagoon

Cocktail time, a summer's tune

A whole night's holiday

Club Tropicana, drinks are free

Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone

All that's missing is the sea

But don't worry, you can suntan

Club Tropicana, drinks are free

Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone

All that's missing is the sea

But don't worry, you can suntan

Pack your bags

And leave tonight

Don't take your time

Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight!

Pack your bags

And leave tonight

Don't take your time

Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight

(Cool, cool, cool, cool)

Club Tropicana, drinks are free

Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone

All that's missing is the sea

But don't worry, you can suntan!

(Cool, cool, cool, cool)

(Cool, cool, cool, cool)