Kani the Head Butler

Kani becomes Meyerhold's butler at his party.

Transcript

 * Ikura: (scene begins at the puddles) Yuk. I hate terrible bad puddles. They're all messed up.
 * Kani: Hiya, Ikura. (making himself as a tornado, spilling dirt & grime all over Ikura, Tako & Wasabi)
 * Tako: Hey, cut it out, Kani!
 * Kani: (stops spinning as a tornado) Sorry.
 * Ikura: It's alright.
 * Tako: You idiot! You haven't have the last of this. (cut to Kani with Taro)
 * Kani: I'm sorry, Taro. I didn't mean to make Ikura, Tako & Wasabi messy.
 * Taro: I have it enough, Kani.
 * Kani: Taro, do not give the sack. (spills red paint all over the floor)
 * Taro: It's what you've done. (gets a piece of tissue paper) Here, Kani.
 * Kani: (moves his head) Eh!
 * Taro: Here you are.
 * Kani: (moves his head) Eh!
 * Taro: Don't move your head!
 * Kani: (moves his head) Eh!
 * Taro: Do pulling yourself together.
 * Kani: (blows his nose with a piece of tissue paper) Thanks, Taro.
 * Taro: You're welcome. (cut to Kani walking down the street)
 * Kani: I will must find a job. (reads the map) Head butler required. Please understand to Meyerhold.
 * Meyerhold: You understand, Kani. What's your name again?
 * Kani: Kani.
 * Meyerhold: Well, you see, Kani, I should invite the people in town & my party must be excuse.
 * Kani: Yes. You could count on me, Meyerhold.
 * Meyerhold: Perfect. You will make lots of sandwiches until I'll bring the Sushi Pack.
 * Kani: (cut to Kani spreading the butter on the bread, pouring the tea on the bread, spreading the butter on the bread & putting the jam on buttered bread) What can I put in the sandwiches? Butter, jam & chocolate butter. (cracks the eggs in the bowl, makes pancakes, chops the grapefruit up with a big knife & juices the grapefruit) I'm organising Meyerhold's party. I will look after Meyerhold's umbrella & hat & scarf. I'll never forget to do the dusting & do the cleaning up. (puts dirt & grime in Meyerhold's hat & umbrella & cleans the table up with a towel) What can I do for you? Aah! (falls into the water) One lat swim before I'll rid of Meyerhold. (swims) (cut to Kani meeting the whelks) Not need to worry, my big whelks, nobody's going to eat you, I want you for decerations. (gets a box) Here.
 * Meyerhold: Good gracious! (gets in the rain, opens the umbrella & the grime & dirt all over Meyerhold) Yuk.
 * Kani: I think I find myself another job. (walks away from home)