Sight For Sore Eyes/transcript

Script

 * Ivan Prestonovich: I hate hide and seek.
 * Timmy Turner: Not good, not good, not good.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Aah! I so found you, and you are so it! You can run, you can hide, but I will find you, for I am the supreme seeker, and you are the--
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan, first of all, I just got here, and I wasn’t playing hide and seek. Second, look.
 * Tom: (surrounded by honking, screeching, swerving cars) Aah! Jerry! Aah! Jerry! Aah! Jerry!
 * Timmy Turner: Are you OK?
 * Tom: Aah! Jerry!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Shh! Shh!
 * Tom: Aah!
 * Timmy Turner: It’s OK.
 * Tom: Jerry!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Calm down.
 * Tom: Aah!
 * Timmy Turner: You’re safe now.
 * Tom: Jerry!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (screaming at Tom) Will you shut up already?! Jeez.
 * Timmy Turner: OK. Now, are you OK, Tom?
 * Tom: My mouse, my mouse. I lost my mouse. One second, I was with him. Then there was this horrible, blinding light. Then I was surrounded by honking, screeching, swerving cars. Then I was being screamed at by some incredibly rude, crazy--
 * Timmy Turner: Shh! Calm down. See, you couldn’t be in a more perfect place. This is the house for lost Fairly OddParents characters. They can keep you here so your mouse can find you.
 * Tom: Find me? Find me?! Ohh! This awful.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, buddy, buddy, didn’t you hear my friend here? He said your mouse can find you here.
 * Tom: (groaning) No--no. He can't not--not without...me.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Pbbt! What are you talking about? What is he, blind?
 * Tom: Yes!
 * Both: What?
 * Tom: Im Jerrys seeing eye friend. Without me, there’s not telling what kind of danger he could be in.
 * Timmy Turner: Well, then what are we waiting for? Lets go!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, wait up!
 * (Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are in a closet, waiting for Ivan Prestonovich to find them)
 * Wanda: You know why I think Ivan Prestonovich hasn't found us yet? He ditched us, that's why!
 * Poof: Poof poof? Poof poof poof poof poof? ("Ivan? You think he ditched us?")
 * Cosmo: No, he would never do that to us.
 * Wanda: Oh yes he would!
 * Cosmo: Now, now, Wanda. You should have some faith in Ivan.
 * Wanda: Okay.
 * (But as they waited for ten more minutes, Cosmo's tolerance levels suddenly went down too.)
 * Cosmo: (hysterically) HE TOTALLY DITCHED US! I'M SORRY, BUT WHAT A JERK! LET'S GET HIM!
 * [he and the others ran out of the closet and out of the house to find Ivan Prestonovich.]
 * Timmy Turner: Now, Tom, think hard. Where was the last place you remember seeing jerry?
 * Tom: I, uh, I--I don’t know. I cant remember.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: There he is! Get him!
 * Timmy Turner: Get him? No! Ivan! Wait!
 * blonde haired kid Ivan Prestonovich chases: (screams)
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Ha ha ha!
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hyah!
 * blonde haired kid Ivan Prestonovich chases: (grunts)
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan, that can’t be Jerry. This kid very clearly saw you chasing him.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Oh, yeah? How do you know, smarty pants?
 * Timmy Turner: He ran from you!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, man. I'm really sorry I knocked you down like that. I thought you were blind.
 * Timmy Turner: And that makes it OK?
 * Ivan Prestonovich: What?
 * (Timmy and Ivan hear Tom screaming)
 * Timmy Turner: Uh oh. Now what? Come on, Ivan.
 * Policeman: Is this him, bro?
 * blonde haired kid Ivan Prestonovich chases: Yeah, That’s the one.
 * (Ivan Prestonovich gulps)
 * Tom: Aaaaah!
 * Timmy Turner: Whats the matter?
 * Tom: Huh? Oh, nothing.
 * Timmy Turner: But you screamed!
 * Tom: Oh, that. Yeah. I remembered something.
 * Timmy Turner: What did you remember?
 * Tom: The Tom and Jerry TV show.
 * Timmy Turner: What about the Tom and Jerry TV show?
 * Tom: I remembered it.
 * Timmy Turner: I know. What did you remember about it?
 * Tom: About what?
 * Timmy Turner: The Tom and Jerry TV show!
 * Tom: Hmm? Oh, yeah! Thats the last place I saw-- Aah! Jerry! I lost my Jerry! Aah!
 * Timmy Turner: Shh! It’s OK. The Tom and Jerry TV show is really close by. Lets go. Come on, Ivan. Oh, no. Where’s Ivan? Come on! Ivan!
 * Tom: This doesn't look like the Tom and Jerry TV show. I got to find Jerry. Jerry!
 * Timmy Turner: I promise, we will go to the Tom and Jerry TV show in, like, 2 seconds. I just got to find Ivan. Ivan! Ivan, WHERE ARE YOU? Ivan! Tom? Great.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (moaning)
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, guys. You found me.
 * Cosmo: I'm sorry, but found you? Found you?
 * Wanda: You were supposed to find us and get some help.
 * Cosmo: We were waiting in that closet for ages.
 * Poof: Poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof, poof poof! ("A very scary, dark closet, Ivan!")
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Got to find him. Got to find him.
 * Cosmo: Find him? You were supposed to find us, OK?
 * Wanda:
 * Cosmo: Oh, no. You're right. Timmy Turner. He must not have showed up today, Ivan thinks he’s been abandoned.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: But I found him.
 * Cosmo: You found him?
 * Ivan Prestonovich: He ran.
 * Poof: Poof poof? ("Really?")
 * Ivan Prestonovich: And when I caught him, he yelled at me.
 * Wanda:
 * Ivan Prestonovich: And then he got that foul bully monster to beat me up and throw me in the trash.
 * (Cosmo, Wanda and Poof gasp)
 * Cosmo: I don’t believe this. That's so not like him. Come on. We got to cheer poor Ivan up. Let’s find him a nice place to relax and forget his troubles.
 * (Tom is sitting at the park bench and crying)
 * Cosmo: (To Tom) I'm sorry. Are you okay, friend?
 * Timmy Turner: (To himself, angrily) He totally ditched me! What a jerk! Who needs him?! And who needs Tom?! That ingrate! I'll just go to the park from Tom and Jerry and find Jerry myself.
 * Cosmo: See man It's okay. Everything's okay.
 * Wanda: You just need time to heal. Ivan Prestonovich here was ditched by his kid this morning too...
 * Timmy Turner: Ahem! (Staring at the friends)
 * Cosmo: Well, well, well. If it isn't Ditchy McAbandonpants!
 * Timmy Turner: What are you talking about? I didn't ditch anybody! Ivan ditched me!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, man. I didn't ditch you. You...
 * Cosmo: You abandoned Ivan, ran away from him, then got your bully (Francis) to throw him in the trash! I'm sorry, but how could you?!
 * Timmy Turner: Throw him in the-- What are you, nuts?
 * Poof: Poof poof poof poof poof poof!
 * Wanda: Poofs right.
 * Tom: You are a irritating twerp!
 * Timmy Turner: I don’t wanna hear it from you. You ditched me, too!
 * Tom: Let me clear things up for you, Ditchy McAbandonpants.
 * Cosmo: I called Timmy Turner Ditchy McAbandonpants.
 * Tom: Ditchy McAbandonpants, I did not ditch anybody. You ditched you friends, Ivan Prestonovich and I was ditched by my friend Jerry.
 * Timmy Turner: What? Tom and Jerry were separated, OK? And they need to get back together before Jerry gets hurt, OK? So nobody ditched anybody, OK?
 * Tom: That means...
 * Timmy Turner: Where are you going?
 * Tom: I got to find Jerry!
 * Timmy Turner: But Jerrys here at the park.
 * Tom: Oh, hey, look, were at the park.
 * Timmy Turner: OK. Were all on the same page now, right?
 * All: Right.
 * Timmy Turner: Great, so now all we have to do is find Jerry. Now, what does Jerry look life?
 * Tom: A mouse.
 * Timmy Turner: This is unusual. This might actually be easy.
 * Cosmo: Um, Timmy.
 * (Timmy Turner stares at the Tom and Jerry characters at the birthday party)
 * Ivan Prestonovich: There he is! Get him! (Roars with rage)
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan, no, wait!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (roars with rage) There he is! No, there he is! No. Thats him. This guy. Run fast!
 * Nibbles: How dare you ruin my bestest friends birthday!?
 * (Ivan Prestonovich puts apple juice in Nibbles eyes)
 * Nibbles: Ohh! My eyes!
 * Six-footed mouse: Food fight.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (runs out of the episode and realises his mistake)
 * Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: (all screaming)
 * Tom: My eyes! Oh, Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Aah! Jerry!
 * Jerry: There you are, Tom. Ive been looking for you all day.
 * Tom: Jerry? Jerry, is that you? Jerry.
 * (Back in Timmy Turner's house)
 * Jerry: Thanks for bringing back Tom for me. I don’t know what i would/did do without him, but there’s on thing I don’t understanding. What happened, tom? Why’d you ditch me?
 * Tom: I didn’t ditch you. I was right here next to you. Then suddenly there was this horrible, blinding light, and then I don’t what happened.
 * Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: Blinding light?
 * Timmy Turner: I wonder what that could have been.
 * Joan (from George and Joan): Tom, Jerry, say, "cheese"?
 * Tom: MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!
 * Jerry: What just happened?
 * Timmy Turner: I'll tell you on the way.
 * Cosmo: Bye, Timmy. Bye, Jerry.
 * Wanda: What happened?
 * Cosmo: I know. Theres flashbacks.
 * Wanda: They’re from the episodes from the other shows.
 * Cosmo: Ill tell you a flashback. Macs horrible older brother, Terrence adopted Bloo and locked Mac in a closet.
 * Wanda: Joe Ice charade mistakenly said the ice charade was cancelled.
 * Cosmo: The pink elephant thing broke.
 * Wanda: Eduardo ran off.
 * Cosmo: Bloo was obsessed by those annoying training cards.
 * Wanda: Bloo, Frankie, Wilt, Coco, Eduardo, Mr. Herriman & Madame Foster told Mac to never come to Foster's ever again.
 * Cosmo: Frankie met World.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Nice going, guys.
 * Wanda: Hi, Jorgen.
 * Cosmo: Can you write a story about it?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Lets see. Ivan Prestonovich ended up on Timmy Turner. Tom ran along the streets and all the horns were honking and they approached him and tried to calm him down and Tom is a bit panic prone. Tom panics a lot. I feel bad for Tom.
 * Cosmo: Tom?
 * Wanda: The cat?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Yep. And Tom was freaking out about losing jerry. He panicked.
 * Cosmo: Jerry?
 * Wanda: The mouse?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Yes. (To cosmo) And you, Wanda and Poof were the only ones playing hide and seek.
 * Cosmo: Really?
 * Wanda: Really?
 * Poof: Poof poof? ("Really?")
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Really. So you were trying to find Ivan Prestonovich. You were very mad at him.
 * Wanda: Theres more flashbacks from the episodes from the other shows.
 * Cosmo: Squidward ate all those Krabby Patties but Spongebob soaked his tears up.
 * Wanda: Spongebob is growing in the tree dome.
 * Cosmo: Patrick and Spongebob promised never to fight again.
 * Wanda: Sandy was throwing and destroying the buildings.
 * Cosmo: Spongebob said that land creatures are better.
 * Wanda: Patchy walked out the door.
 * Cosmo: Poor Patchy.
 * Wanda: Patrick and Sandy were busy.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Timmy said "Ivan, this kid clearly saw you chasing him."
 * Cosmo: And Ivan said "How do you know, smarty pants?"
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: And Timmy said "He ran from you!"
 * Wanda: Yes, he did.
 * Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: (imitating Ivan Prestonovich) How do you know, smarty pants?
 * Wanda: Theres even more flashbacks from the other shows.
 * Cosmo: The DCFDTL said "Who puts a heater in a ice cream factory?"
 * Wanda: Laura Limpin transformed into The Big Badolescent.
 * Cosmo: Margie transformed into Madame Margaret.
 * Wanda: The kids escaped the zoo.
 * Cosmo: Count Spankalot spanked Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb.
 * Wanda: Numbuh 1 turned into a adult.
 * Cosmo: Numbuh 3 was In the Rainbow Monkey Aircrafts.
 * Jorgen: I hate selfish behaviour.
 * Cosmo: Me, Wanda and Poof were frustrated with Timmy Turner.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I didn’t get mad at him.
 * Wanda: I called Timmy Turner a bold boy.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Ivan got knocked into the dumpster. I hate the dumpster.
 * Wanda: Mr. Turner was eaten by a circus bear in Timmy's Secret Wish!
 * Cosmo: Jorgen Von Strangle was obese and so was our godson.
 * Wanda: We hugged Timmy Turner while we cried.
 * Cosmo: Timmy Turner comforted Poof.
 * (Poof smiles.)
 * Wanda: Timmy Turner met mark Chang.
 * Cosmo: Timmy's parents, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, and Elmer were in Unwish Island.
 * Wanda: I cried.
 * Cosmo: Your tears were making a fountain.
 * Wanda: Everyone gained weight.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Timmy Turner was mad about you fairies.
 * Cosmo: Francis does not appear in this episode.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I blamed the blonde haired kids brother.
 * Cosmo: I called Timmy Turner Ditchy McAbandonpants.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: You were teasing Timmy Turner and being teased hurts. Everybody has feelings. Even the pink hatted kid.
 * Cosmo: Me, Wanda and Poof will look for him and apologize.
 * (Cosmo, Wanda and Poof leave Timmy Turners room)
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: See ya.
 * (The door closes)
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: The blonde haired kid grabbed Ivan and threw him in the dumpster. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof redeemed.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (returns back into the episode) What happened?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Tom panicked again. Jerry is a mouse. The Tom and Jerry characters were having a celebration.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: I miss Timmy Turner.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I called him lost, cold and confused.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Poor little guy.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: This episode was a chaotic episode.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Its scenes were a game of hide and seek, false accusations of ditching and now a birthday cake food fight.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Timmy Turner was being called a bad guy by Cosmo, Wanda and Poof.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: I hated the birthday cake food fight.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: You left.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: And I returned.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Jerry appeared and found Tom.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Tom ran out the door.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle The message on the phone! It reads "Ditchy! Im not kidding! (Identity blocked)".
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Theres more flashbacks.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: What happened to Gonzo?
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Gonzo was struck by lighting.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: The ball was on the shelf.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Pinga took a picture of Pingu and his parents.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Pinga was in a diaper.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Pingu was playing with a sheet.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Pingu bounced on his bed.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Pingu went into the night.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: The kite was broken.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: I hate Tom and Jerry.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: That chaos is finished.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: The food fight was over.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Jorgen, you were sad.
 * Jorgen Von Strangle: Tom is very stressed out.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Somebody go to a commercial!