Sight For Sore Eyes/transcript

Script

 * Ivan Prestonovich: I hate hide and seek.
 * Timmy Turner: Not good, not good, not good.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Aah! I so found you, and you are so it! You can run, you can hide, but I will find you, for I am the supreme seeker, and you are the--
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan, first of all, I just got here, and I wasn’t playing hide and seek. Second, look.
 * Tom: (surrounded by honking, screeching, swerving cars) Aah! Jerry! Aah! Jerry! Aah! Jerry!
 * Timmy Turner: Are you OK?
 * Tom: Aah! Jerry!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Shh! Shh!
 * Tom: Aah!
 * Timmy Turner: It’s OK.
 * Tom: Jerry!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Calm down.
 * Tom: Aah!
 * Timmy Turner: You’re safe now.
 * Tom: Jerry!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (screaming at Tom) Will you shut up already?! Jeez.
 * Timmy Turner: OK. Now, are you OK, Tom?
 * Tom: My mouse, my mouse. I lost my mouse. One second, I was with him. Then there was this horrible, blinding light. Then I was surrounded by honking, screeching, swerving cars. Then I was being screamed at by some incredibly rude, crazy--
 * Timmy Turner: Shh! Calm down. See, you couldn’t be in a more perfect place. This is the house for lost Fairly OddParents characters. They can keep you here so your mouse can find you.
 * Tom: Find me? Find me?! Ohh! This awful.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, buddy, buddy, didn’t you hear my friend here? He said your mouse can find you here.
 * Tom: (groaning) No--no. He can't not--not without...me.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Pbbt! What are you talking about? What is he, blind?
 * Tom: Yes!
 * Both: What?
 * Tom: Im Jerrys seeing eye friend. Without me, there’s not telling what kind of danger he could be in.
 * Timmy Turner: Well, then what are we waiting for? Lets go!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, wait up!
 * (Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are in a closet, waiting for Ivan Prestonovich to find them)
 * Wanda: You know why I think Ivan Prestonovich hasn't found us yet? He ditched us, that's why!
 * Poof: Poof poof? Poof poof poof poof poof? ("Ivan? You think he ditched us?")
 * Cosmo: No, he would never do that to us.
 * Wanda: Oh yes he would!
 * Cosmo: Now, now, Wanda. You should have some faith in Ivan.
 * Wanda: Okay.
 * (But as they waited for ten more minutes, Cosmo's tolerance levels suddenly went down too.)
 * Cosmo: (hysterically) HE TOTALLY DITCHED US! I'M SORRY, BUT WHAT A JERK! LET'S GET HIM!
 * [he and the others ran out of the closet and out of the house to find Ivan Prestonovich.]
 * Timmy Turner: Now, Tom, think hard. Where was the last place you remember seeing jerry?
 * Tom: I, uh, I--I don’t know. I cant remember.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: There he is! Get him!
 * Timmy Turner: Get him? No! Ivan! Wait!
 * blonde haired kid Bloo chases: (screams)
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Ha ha ha!
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hyah!
 * blonde haired kid Bloo chases: (grunts)
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan, that can’t be Jerry. This kid very clearly saw you chasing him.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Oh, yeah? How do you know, smarty pants?
 * Timmy Turner: He ran from you!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, man. I'm really sorry I knocked you down like that. I thought you were blind.
 * Timmy Turner: And that makes it OK?
 * Ivan Prestonovich: What?
 * (Timmy and Ivan hear Tom screaming)
 * Timmy Turner: Uh oh. Now what? Come on, Ivan.
 * Policeman: Is this him, bro?
 * blonde haired kid Bloo chases: Yeah, That’s the one.
 * (Ivan Prestonovich gulps)
 * Tom: Aaaaah!
 * Timmy Turner: Whats the matter?
 * Tom: Huh? Oh, nothing.
 * Timmy Turner: But you screamed!
 * Tom: Oh, that. Yeah. I remembered something.
 * Timmy Turner: What did you remember?
 * Tom: The Tom and Jerry TV show.
 * Timmy Turner: What about the Tom and Jerry TV show?
 * Tom: I remembered it.
 * Timmy Turner: I know. What did you remember about it?
 * Tom: About what?
 * Timmy Turner: The Tom and Jerry TV show!
 * Tom: Hmm? Oh, yeah! Thats the last place I saw-- Aah! Jerry! I lost my Jerry! Aah!
 * Timmy Turner: Shh! It’s OK. The Tom and Jerry TV show is really close by. Lets go. Come on, Ivan. Oh, no. Where’s Ivan? Come on! Ivan!
 * Tom: This doesn't look like the Tom and Jerry TV show. I got to find Jerry. Jerry!
 * Timmy Turner: I promise, we will go to the Tom and Jerry TV show in, like, 2 seconds. I just got to find Ivan. Ivan! Ivan, WHERE ARE YOU? Ivan! Tom? Great.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (moaning)
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, guys. You found me.
 * Cosmo: I'm sorry, but found you? Found you?
 * Wanda: You were supposed to find us and get some help.
 * Cosmo: We were waiting in that closet for ages.
 * Poof: Poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof, poof poof! ("A very scary, dark closet, Ivan!")
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Got to find him. Got to find him.
 * Cosmo: Find him? You were supposed to find us, OK?
 * Wanda:
 * Cosmo: Oh, no. You're right. Timmy Turner. He must not have showed up today, Ivan thinks he’s been abandoned.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: But I found him.
 * Cosmo: You found him?
 * Ivan Prestonovich: He ran.
 * Poof: Poof poof? ("Really?")
 * Ivan Prestonovich: And when I caught him, he yelled at me.
 * Wanda:
 * Ivan Prestonovich: And then he got that foul bully monster to beat me up and throw me in the trash.
 * (Cosmo, Wanda and Poof gasp)
 * Cosmo: I don’t believe this. That's so not like him. Come on. We got to cheer poor Ivan up. Let’s find him a nice place to relax and forget his troubles.
 * (Tom is sitting at the park bench and crying)
 * Cosmo: (To Tom) I'm sorry. Are you okay, friend?
 * Timmy Turner: (To himself, angrily) He totally ditched me! What a jerk! Who needs him?! And who needs Tom?! That ingrate! I'll just go to the park from Tom and Jerry and find Jerry myself.
 * Cosmo: See man It's okay. Everything's okay.
 * Wanda: You just need time to heal. Ivan Prestonovich here was ditched by his kid this morning too...
 * Timmy Turner: Ahem! (Staring at the friends)
 * Cosmo: Well, well, well. If it isn't Ditchy McAbandonpants!
 * Timmy Turner: What are you talking about? I didn't ditch anybody! Ivan ditched me!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: Hey, man. I didn't ditch you. You...
 * Cosmo: You abandoned Ivan, ran away from him, then got your bully (Francis) to throw him in the trash! I'm sorry, but how could you?!
 * Timmy Turner: Throw him in the-- What are you, nuts?
 * Poof: Poof poof poof poof poof poof!
 * Wanda: Poofs right.
 * Tom: You are a irritating twerp!
 * Timmy Turner: I don’t wanna hear it from you. You ditched me, too!
 * Tom: Let me clear things up for you, Ditchy McAbandonpants.
 * Cosmo: I called Timmy Turner Ditchy McAbandonpants.
 * Tom: Ditchy McAbandonpants, I did not ditch anybody. You ditched you friends, Ivan Prestonovich and I was ditched by my friend Jerry.
 * Timmy Turner: What? Tom and Jerry were separated, OK? And they need to get back together before Jerry gets hurt, OK? So nobody ditched anybody, OK?
 * Tom: That means...
 * Timmy Turner: Where are you going?
 * Tom: I got to find Jerry!
 * Timmy Turner: But Jerrys here at the park.
 * Tom: Oh, hey, look, were at the park.
 * Timmy Turner: OK. Were all on the same page now, right?
 * All: Right.
 * Timmy Turner: Great, so now all we have to do is find Jerry. Now, what does Jerry look life?
 * Tom: A mouse.
 * Timmy Turner: This is unusual. This might actually be easy.
 * Cosmo: Um, Timmy.
 * (Timmy Turner stares at the Tom and Jerry characters at the birthday party)
 * Ivan Prestonovich: There he is! Get him! (Roars with rage)
 * Timmy Turner: Ivan, no, wait!
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (roars with rage) There he is! No, there he is! No. Thats him. This guy. Run fast!
 * Six-footed Mouse: How dare you ruin my bestest friends birthday!?
 * (Ivan Prestonovich puts apple juice in the six-footed mouses eyes)
 * Six-footed mouse: Ohh! My eyes!
 * Mouse 1: Food fight.
 * Ivan Prestonovich: (runs out of the episode and realises his mistake)
 * Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: (all screaming)
 * Tom: My eyes! Oh, Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Aah! Jerry!
 * Jerry: There you are, Tom. Ive been looking for you all day.
 * Tom: Jerry? Jerry, is that you? Jerry.
 * (Back in Timmy Turner's house)
 * Jerry: Thanks for bringing back Tom for me. I don’t know what i would/did do without him, but there’s on thing I don’t understanding. What happened, tom? Why’d you ditch me?
 * Tom: I didn’t ditch you. I was right here next to you. Then suddenly there was this horrible, blinding light, and then I don’t what happened.
 * Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: Blinding light?
 * Timmy Turner: I wonder what that could have been.
 * Joan (from George and Joan): Tom, Jerry, say, "cheese"?
 * Tom: MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!
 * Jerry: What just happened?
 * Timmy Turner: I'll tell you on the way.
 * Cosmo: Bye, Timmy. Bye, Jerry.
 * Wanda: What happened?
 * Cosmo: I know. Theres flashbacks.
 * Wanda: They’re from the episodes from The Fairly OddParents.
 * Cosmo: Ill tell you a flashback. Mr. Turner was eaten by a circus bear in Timmy's Secret Wish!
 * Wanda: Jorgen Von Strangle was obese and so was our godson.
 * Cosmo: We hugged Timmy Turner while we cried.
 * Wanda: Timmy Turner comforted Poof.
 * (Poof smiles.)
 * Cosmo: Timmy Turner met mark Chang.