Sight For Sore Eyes/transcript


 * Alex: I hate hide and seek.
 * King Julian: Not good, not good, not good.
 * Alex: Aah! I so found you, and you are so it! You can run, you can hide, but I will find you, for I am the supreme seeker, and you are the--
 * King Julian: Mr. Alex, first of all, I just got here, and I wasn’t playing hide and seek. Second, look.
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): (surrounded by honking, screeching, swerving cars)
 * King Julian: Are you OK?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos):
 * Alex: Shh! Shh!
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos):
 * King Julian: It’s OK.
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos):
 * Alex: Calm down.
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos):
 * King Julian: You’re safe now.
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos):
 * Alex: (screaming at Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos)) Will you shut up already?! Jeez.
 * King Julian: OK. Now, are you OK, Tulio Triviño?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): Mi amigo, mi amigo. Perdí a mi amigo. Un segundo, estaba con él. Luego estaba esta luz horrible y cegadora. Luego me vi rodeado de autos que tocaban la bocina, chirriaban y se desviaban. Entonces me estaba gritando un increíblemente grosero, loco...
 * King Julian: Shh! Calm down. See, you couldn’t be in a more perfect place. This is the house for lost Madagascar characters. They can keep you here so your mouse can find you.
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): ¿Encuentrame? ¡¿Encuentrame?! ¡Oh! Esto es horrible.
 * Alex: Hey, buddy, buddy, didn’t you hear my friend here? He said your friend can find you here.
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): (groaning) No no. No puede no... no sin... mí.
 * Alex: Pbbt! What are you talking about? What is he, blind?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): ¡Sí!
 * Both: What?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): Soy el amigo vidente de Juanin Juan Harry. Sin mí, no se sabe en qué tipo de peligro podría estar.
 * King Julian: Well, then what are we waiting for? Lets go!
 * Alex: Hey, wait up!
 * (Gloria, Marty and Melman are in a closet, waiting for Alex to find them)
 * Gloria: You know why I think Alex hasn't found us yet? He ditched us, that's why!
 * Marty: Alex? You think he ditched us?
 * Melman: No, he would never do that to us.
 * Gloria: Oh yes he would!
 * Melman: Now, now, Gloria. You should have some faith in Alex.
 * Gloria: Okay.
 * (But as they waited for ten more minutes, Melman's tolerance levels suddenly went down too.)
 * Melman: (hysterically) HE TOTALLY DITCHED US! I'M SORRY, BUT WHAT A JERK! LET'S GET HIM!
 * [he and the others ran out of the closet and out of the house to find Alex.]
 * King Julian: Now, Tulio, think hard. Where was the last place you remember seeing Juanin?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): Yo, eh, yo... no lo sé. no puedo recordar.
 * Alex: There he is! Get him!
 * King Julian: Get him? No! Alex! Wait!
 * blonde haired kid Alex chases: (screams)
 * Alex: Ha ha ha!
 * King Julian: Alex!
 * Alex: Hyah!
 * blonde haired kid Alex chases: (grunts)
 * King Julian: Alex, that can’t be Juanin Juan Harry. This kid very clearly saw you chasing him.
 * Alex: Oh, yeah? How do you know, king of the guinea pigs?
 * King Julian: He ran from you!
 * Alex: Hey, man. I'm really sorry I knocked you down like that. I thought you were blind.
 * King Julian: And that makes it OK?
 * Alex: What?
 * (King Julian and Alex hear Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos) screaming)
 * King Julian: Uh oh. Now what? Come on, Alex.
 * Policeman: Is this him, bro?
 * blonde haired kid Alex chases: Yeah, That’s the one.
 * (Alex gulps)
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): Aaaaah!
 * King Julian: Whats the matter?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): ¿Eh? Oh nada.
 * King Julian: But you screamed!
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): Oh eso. Sí. Recordé algo.
 * King Julian: What did you remember?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): El programa de televisión 31 Minutos.
 * King Julian: What about the 31 Minutos TV show?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): Lo recordé.
 * King Julian: I know. What did you remember about it?
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): ¿Acerca de?
 * King Julian: The 31 Minutos TV show!
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): ¿Mmm? ¡Oh sí! Ese es el último lugar que vi-- ¡Aah! ¡Juanín Juan Harry! ¡Perdí a mi Juanin Juan Harry! ¡Ah!
 * King Julian: Shh! It’s OK. The 31 Minutos TV show is really close by. Lets go. Come on, Alex. Oh, no. Where’s Alex? Come on! Alex!
 * Tulio Triviño (from 31 Minutos): Esto no se parece al programa de televisión 31 Minutos. Tengo que encontrar a Juanin Juan Harry. ¡Juanín Juan Harry!
 * King Julian: I promise, we will go to the 31 Minutos TV show in, like, 2 seconds. I just got to find Alex. Alex! Alex, where are you? Alex! Tulio Triviño? Great.
 * Alex: (moaning)
 * Alex: Hey, guys. You found me.
 * Melman: I'm sorry, but found you? Found you?
 * Marty: You were supposed to find us, you butt biter.
 * Gloria:
 * Melman: We were waiting in that closet for ages.
 * Marty: A very scary, dark closet, butt biter.
 * Gloria:
 * Alex: Got to find him. Got to find him.
 * Melman: Find him? You were supposed to find us, OK?
 * Gloria:
 * Melman: Oh, no. You're right. Julian. He must not have showed up today, Alex thinks he’s been abandoned.
 * Alex: But I found him.
 * Melman: You found him?
 * Alex: He ran.
 * Marty: Really?
 * Alex: And when I caught him, he yelled at me.
 * Gloria:
 * Alex: And then he got Karl to beat me up and throw me in the trash.
 * (Gloria, Marty and Melman gasp)
 * Melman: Come on. We got to cheer poor Alex up. Let’s find him a nice place to relax and forget his troubles.
 * King Julian: (To himself, angrily) He totally ditched me! What a jerk! Who needs him?! And who needs Tulio Triviño?! That ingrate! I'll just go to the TV studio from 31 Minutos and find Juanin Juan Harry myself.
 * Narrator: Julien went to 31 Minutos.
 * Mac ahem tap tap tap
 * They all look at him angry
 * Will well well well if it isn't ditch mc abounded pants
 * Mac what me what are you talking about i didn't ditch anyone bloo ditch me
 * Bloo i didn't ditch you i
 * Will talk to mac
 * You abounded bloo well away from him then got you mean over butt
 * And throw him in the trash
 * I'm sorry but how could you
 * Mac throw him in the
 * What are you nuts!!!!!!!!!
 * Coco talked angry at mac
 * Eduardo si estupido
 * Ivan yeah estupido
 * Mac oh I don't want to hear from you you ditch me to
 * Ivan yeah mr mr what his name again
 * Ditch Aboborde pants
 * Ditch aboborde pants laugh
 * Ivan i didn't ditch anyone you ditch your friend bloo
 * Mac what ?
 * Steven and ivan are separated ok it not a ditch it you both separate ok
 * Ivan then that mean
 * Steven running crazy