Episode 113: St. Patrick's Day Rocks!

Baby Kermit appears and wishes everybody a happy St. Patrick's Day. Then, his goldfish asks him if he knows anything about St. Patrick's Day. His goldfish bets Baby Kermit doesn't know any Irish sons, but he is wrong. Baby Kermit tells his goldfish that he has written his OWN St. Patrick's Day song. After the song finishes, his goldfish says that he liked it, but after Baby Kermit thanks him, he still thinks that Baby Kermit is a dork!

Trivia

 * This is the first time different music plays in the credits.
 * This is the first of Kermit's goldfish's appearances not to be accompanied by getting cooked by Baby Rowlf.

Transcript
Baby Kermit: (Appears onscreen) Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody! (Chuckles)

Goldfish: What do you know about St. Patrick's Day? I betcha you don't even know any Irish songs.

Baby Kermit: I know plenty of Irish songs!

Goldfish: Do you know Wild Rover?

Baby Kermit: Uh...how does that go again?

Goldfish: What about Whiskey in The Jar?

Baby Kermit: I swear, I used to know that one!

Goldfish: I betcha don't even know Danny Boy!

Baby Kermit: STOP GIVING ME SUCH A HARD TIME, YOU NO-GOOD, SMART-ALEC, GOLDFISH!! I admit that I might have forgetten a few words to a few songs, but I'll have you know that I've written me own St. Patrick's Day song, and it's quite a lovely little ditty!

Goldfish: And let me guess, you're gonna play it now?

Baby Kermit: That's right! A one, and a two, and a-- (Baby Kermit disappears to an unknown place, playing guitar, singing) Happy St. Patrick's Day! Stay away from me gold! If you know what's good for you, you'll do what you're told! Happy...St. Patrick's Day! (Strumming guitar, kicks amp, appears back in the nursery) So, what did you think?

Goldfish: That...was...AWSOME!

(The scene cuts back to the nightclub with Baby Kermit onstage)

Baby Kermit: Well, I'll be! Thanks, my goldfish!

Goldfish: But I still think you're a dork! (Chuckles)

Baby Kermit: Aw, crap!

(The green background appears with Baby Kermit asking, "How do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day?" Baby Kermit's St. Patrick's Day song plays)

Songs

 * St. Patrick's Day