Rules in Ciaran's House

Rules

 * Growing down
 * getting younger
 * Ciaran's family
 * Ciaran's friends
 * Ciaran's electronics
 * Ciaran's electronics on full battery
 * No being cheeky
 * No being called cheeky
 * No being cute
 * No being called cute
 * No being called imaginative
 * No being imaginative
 * No being called sweet
 * No being sweet
 * No being magical
 * No being called magical
 * No being magic
 * No being called magic
 * No being ugly
 * No being called ugly
 * No being called shy
 * No being shy
 * No being mellow
 * No being called mellow
 * Ciaran shocking his family with static electricity
 * Ciaran destroying the Cy-Bugs
 * Ciaran's black eyes
 * Ciaran getting his way
 * No thinking about things
 * Ciaran disliking everything
 * Ciaran disliking himself
 * Ciaran's white skin
 * Ciaran being left alone
 * Ciaran telling his family to shut up and pay attention
 * Normal cheese on pizza
 * The Fun Song Factory 2
 * Ciaran's parents taking him in bed
 * Ciaran's parents turning off bedtime lights
 * New batteries
 * Eileen arresting Peppa Pig
 * CDs with number one songs in them
 * Homemade pizza
 * Past
 * No being in Morell Close
 * Putting feet up on tables
 * Saying goodbye
 * Beheading Frederator
 * Ciaran telling his family to give it a rest
 * Burger King
 * broadband
 * Ciaran's family listening to him
 * Absolute silence
 * Phil Collins
 * TV boys
 * No growing up
 * No getting older
 * No other electronics (expect Ciaran's electronics)
 * No electronics getting busted
 * No electronics on low battery
 * No ugliness
 * No shyness
 * No sweetness
 * No cuteness
 * No imaginations
 * No dreams
 * No feelings
 * No emotions
 * No adorableness
 * No magic
 * No Ciaran turning off bedtime lights
 * No Ciaran tucking himself in bed
 * No luck
 * No conversations
 * No mellowness
 * No wordsweuse book
 * No Cy-Bugs
 * No flash photography
 * No giving Ciaran electric shocks
 * No blue or green eyes for Ciaran
 * No Ciaran allowed
 * No Mr. Men and Little Misses
 * No destroying Mr. Men and Little Misses
 * No pink
 * No tan
 * No favourites
 * No greasy skin
 * No sticky hands
 * No SpongeBob SquarePants
 * No patties on buns (with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles and top bun together in every order)
 * No Sesame Street
 * No Google
 * No transport
 * No Girls Aloud
 * No The Fairly OddParents
 * No wishes from a while
 * No strength
 * No Steps
 * No Peppa Pig
 * No birthdays
 * No Motown
 * No glasses
 * No Frederator
 * No competitions
 * No future
 * No adult services
 * No news reels
 * No lumpy cheese on pizza
 * No basil on pizza
 * No McDonald's
 * No middle names
 * No games
 * No football
 * No tennis
 * No flipping horses
 * No figure skating
 * No tutorials
 * No stories
 * No people throwing Ciaran in the trash
 * No drawing
 * No dressing up
 * No mobile
 * No voices
 * No people touching Ciaran's electronics
 * No people in Ciaran's way
 * No dead batteries
 * No Sanjay and Craig betraying Ciaran
 * No reading
 * No people telling Ciaran to go away
 * No people telling Ciaran to stop
 * No people saying "that's enough"
 * No people telling Ciaran to shut up
 * No people saying "stop it"
 * No people saying "cut it out"
 * No people saying "give it a rest"
 * No people saying "no buts"
 * No surprises
 * No dreadful disasters (which give Ciaran nightmares)
 * No Lisa destroying toys
 * No jail
 * No education
 * No Ciaran being told what to do
 * No everybody shouting
 * No noise
 * No people being sick
 * No boogers
 * No garlic dough balls
 * No TV girls
 * No people asking too many questions on Scratchpad Wiki
 * No people editing other users' casts
 * No food
 * No Chowder
 * No being blocked