Best Friend

Best Friend is Audery.

Plot
Ciaran rejects this future to his parents. It's evil to John and evil to Una. Ciaran tells Audery that Audery and Ciaran are so happy together. Ciaran's a boy & Ciaran's Audery's friend and Audery's a girl and Audery's Ciaran's friend. Ciaran tells Audery to look at all our babies. Ciaran wants to play with Audery. Audery wants to play with games with Ciaran, Scarbble, Chess, Connect 4, Chutes and Ladders, Checkers, Jenga, Pin Pon, Car Racing, Snakes and Ladders, Round and Round, The Race, Xs and Os, Bet You Can't Find The Ant, The Empire State Building of Cards, Poker & Snap! Audery and Ciaran don't have a quarrel anymore. Ciaran's talking to Audery & Audery's talking to Ciaran. Audery and Ciaran are best friends. Ciaran reviews to look at his brother & sister. Audery and Ciaran were cute kids. Ciaran and Audery are still best friends. Ciaran tells Una she's not a witch or a wife or Una or Mum or anything, Una's just a fat, pompus, bad-tempered, old, tyrant. Ciaran knows Dad can't understand Ciaran, Ciaran tells Dad's not a husband or a nitwit or Dad or John or anything, but he's a lousy dad & Ciaran hates Dad. Ciaran calls Dad a dumb dad.

Transcript

 * Ciaran: I reject this future it's evil, evil. STOP IT, NITWIT!
 * Una and John: (screaming)
 * Ciaran: Audery, we were so happy together. I'm a boy & I'm her friend.
 * Audery: And I'm a girl & I'm your friend.
 * Ciaran: Just look at all our babies. I want to play with you.
 * Audery: I want to play with you to play games.
 * Ciaran: Scarbble, Chess, Connect 4, Chutes and Ladders, Checkers, Jenga, Pin Pon, Car Racing, Snakes and Ladders, Round and Round, The Race, Xs & Os, Bet You Can't Find the Ant, The Empire State Building of Cards, Poker & Snap! Audery and I don't have a quarrel anymore. I'm talking to her.
 * Audery: And I'm talking to you.
 * Ciaran: We are best friends. I review to look. & we were cute kids.
 * Audery: Yeah.
 * Ciaran: Because seriously we're still best friends, OK.
 * Audery: OK.
 * Ciaran: Mum, you're not a witch or a wife or Una or Mum or anything like that, you are just a fat pompus bad-tempered old tyrant. OFF WITH HER HEAD!!! (chops her head off, & tells to Dad) I know you can't understand me, but you're not a husband or and nitwit or Dad or John or anything like that, but you're a lousy dad, & I hate you! Dumb dad.

Cast

 * Ciaran
 * Audery

Games

 * 1) Scarbble
 * 2) Chess
 * 3) Connect 4
 * 4) Snakes and Ladders
 * 5) Checkers
 * 6) Jenga
 * 7) Pin Pon
 * 8) Car Racing
 * 9) Round and Round
 * 10) Race
 * 11) Xs & Os
 * 12) Bet You can't Find the Ant!
 * 13) The Empire State Building of Cards
 * 14) Poker
 * 15) Snap!

Rules

 * 1) No Qurrealing
 * 2) Best Friends