Why Can't We All Get Along? (song)

Why Can't We All Get Along is the closing number of the titular musical in Why Can't We All Get Along?.

Lyrics
Maguro: Can't you hear yourselves dear town, dear town?

Kani: Can't you be yourselves dear town?

Wasabi: We're not your guiding light dear town, dear town!

You all have equal rights dear town.

Girls: We know it's tough guys... that make it rough guys...

it takes all kinds guys... to make the world go round!

Maguro, Kani and Wasabi: ooo we ooo, why can't we all get along?

ooo we ooo, why can't we all get along?

TV Villains/Wharf City citizens: ooo we ooo, why can't we all get along?

All: ouh we ouh, why can't we all get along?

ouh we ouh, why can't we all get along?

Trivia

 * It appeared that Maguro was about to sing the line "You all have equal rights dear town". Instead Wasabi sang those words.