Sight For Sore Eyes

Cast

 * Wario
 * Waluigi
 * Mayor Hack Martian
 * Ciaran Corless
 * Wasabi
 * Toro
 * Maguro
 * Tako
 * Kani
 * Ikura

Transcript

 * (Episode starts with Waluigi and Wario in Mayor Hack Martian's office)
 * Waluigi: It's always good to have you at Wharf City, Mayor Hack Martian, sir.
 * Mayor Hack Martian: (turns to face Waluigi & Wario) Don't try to fraternize with me. So, everything is ready for the unveiling of the new statue today, right?
 * Waluigi: Yes, sir. The catering's all set up, and the sound system is in place...
 * Mayor Hack Martian: Good. Great. Only one thing missing. My friend! (shows portrait of Ciaran Corless) Ciaran! When I told him he had to spend time with his electronics today, he told me to shut up. I didn't invite all my friends and waste a lot of money for nothing! Right?
 * Waluigi: Uh, no, sir.
 * Mayor Hack Martian: Now you go find Ciaran so he can spend time with his electronics, or you're fired! Underline, FIRED!!!
 * (cut to seconds later, with the door slamming)
 * Wario: So, what do we do first?
 * Waluigi: Find Ciaran, and make sure Tako, Maguro, Ikura, Kani and Wasabi don't mess this up.
 * (Clock transition to Ciaran’s house. Wasabi)
 * Wasabi: I...hate...hide...and...seek.
 * Toro: Go away, Ciaran.
 * Ciaran Corless: (leaves the kitchen)
 * [Ciaran reaches the front door]
 * Wasabi: Aah! I so found you, and you are so it! You can run, you can hide, but I will find you, for I am the supreme seeker, and you are the
 * Ciaran Corless:
 * (cut to exterior of Ciaran’s house. Waluigi and Wario run up to each other)
 * Waluigi: I can't find Ciaran. Did you see him?
 * Wario: No. I checked everywhere. (Maguro is in Ciaran’s house, trying to find Ciaran)
 * Waluigi: Maguro, have you seen Ciaran at all today?
 * Maguro: Yeah. Haven’t Mario and Luigi seen Ciaran at all today? I saw Ciaran earlier by the living room, with Wasabi.
 * Waluigi: Oh, great. Wasabi found him first.
 * Wario: We better find him, quick.
 * (Tako, Ikura and Kani are in a closet, waiting for Wasabi to find them)
 * Kani: You know why I think Wasabi hasn't found us yet? He ditched us, that's why!
 * Ikura: Wasabi? You think he ditched us?
 * Tako: No, he would never do that to us.
 * Kani: Oh yes he would!
 * Tako: Now, now, Kani. You should have some faith in Wasabi.
 * Kani: Okay.