Rules in Ciaran's House

Rules

 * Crying
 * Screaming
 * Projectile Vomiting
 * Amnesia
 * Spine Loss
 * Embarrassing Accidents
 * Uncontrollable Gas
 * Explosive Diarrhea
 * Running in the hall
 * Music
 * Whstling the soap away under the water without having a bath
 * Solicting
 * Guzzling down cereal like some carmeo animal
 * No putting Ciaran's head in the toilet
 * No dropping the iPad on Ciaran's foot
 * No parking cars on sandwiches
 * No talking
 * No shushing
 * No chattering
 * Boys allowed
 * Putting toothbrushes into Ciaran's mouth and putting them back on the shelf
 * Taking a pee
 * Feet on tables
 * Food on tables
 * Food on floors
 * Ciaran's laptop is allowed including Ciaran's cell phone
 * Yelling
 * Prank calls
 * Rock-paper-scissors!
 * Punchies
 * Unicorns
 * Harpsichord playing after 10 PM