Chowder/Popular (from Wicked)

Cast

 * Truffles Daal as Elphaba
 * Panini as Glinda

Lyrics
Panini: You see, Truffles, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project.

Truffles Daal: You really don't have to do that.

Panini: (spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice! (singing) Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I (and—let's face it—who isn't less fortunate than I?) My tender heart Tends to start to bleed And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over I know, I know exactly what they need And even in your case Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face Don't worry. I'm determined to succeed Follow my lead And yes, indeed You will be...

Popular! You're gonna be popular! I'll teach you the proper poise When you talk to boys Little ways to flirt and flounce I'll show you what shoes to wear How to fix your hair Everything that really counts

To be popular! I'll help you be popular! You'll hang with the right cohorts You'll be good at sports Know the slang you've got to know So let's start 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go...

Don't be offended by my frank analysis Think of it as personality dialysis Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a sis- Ter and adviser There's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to popular. I know about popular And with an assist from me To be who you'll be Instead of dreary who-you-were... or are... There's nothing that can stop you From becoming populer. —Lar...

La la la la We're gonna make you popular...

When I see depressing creatures With unprepossessing features I remind them on their own behalf to think of Celebrated heads of state or Especially great communicators. Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!

They were popular! Please. It's all about popular! It's not about aptitude It's the way you're viewed So it's very shrewd to be Very very popular Like me! (spoken) Why miss, Truffles, look at you You're beautiful

Truffles Daal: I have to go

Panini: (spoken) You're welcome! (singing) And though you protest Your disinterest I know clandestinely You're gonna grin and bear it Your new-found popularity

La la la la You'll be popular Just not quite as popular As me!