Sight For Sore Eyes/transcript


 * Wasabi: I hate hide and seek.
 * Ben: Not good, not good, not good.
 * Wasabi: Aah! I so found you, and you are so it! You can run, you can hide, but I will find you, for I am the supreme seeker, and you are the meek hider.
 * Ben: (anxiously) I just got and (stutters) I wasn’t playing hide and seek. But look!
 * Roy (from ROY): (surrounded by honking, screeching, swerving cars) Aah! Becky! Aah! Bill! Aah! Maura!
 * Ben: Are you OK?
 * Roy (from ROY): Aah! Becky!
 * Wasabi: Shh! Shh!
 * Roy (from ROY): Aah!
 * Ben: It’s OK.
 * Roy (from ROY): Bill!
 * Wasabi: Calm down.
 * Roy (from ROY): Aah!
 * Ben: You’re safe now.
 * Roy (from ROY): Maura!
 * Wasabi: (screaming at Roy (from ROY)) Will you shut up already?! Jeez.
 * Ben: OK. Now, are you OK, Roy (from ROY)?
 * Roy (from ROY): My Dad, my dad. I lost my dad. One second, I was with him. Then there was this horrible, blinding light. Then I was surrounded by honking, screeching, swerving cars. Then I was being screamed at by some incredibly rude, crazy--
 * Ben: Shh! Calm down. See, you couldn’t be in a more perfect place. This is the house for lost Sushi Pack characters. They can keep you here so your mouse can find you.
 * Roy (from ROY): Find me? Find me?! Ohh! This awful.
 * Wasabi: Hey, buddy, buddy, didn’t you hear my friend here? He said your mouse can find you here.
 * Roy (from ROY): (groaning) No--no. He can't not--not without...me.
 * Wasabi: Pbbt! What are you talking about? What is he, blind?
 * Roy (from ROY): Yes!
 * Both: What?
 * Roy (from ROY): Im Bills seeing eye son. Without me, there’s not telling what kind of danger he could be in.
 * Ben: Well, then what are we waiting for? Lets go!
 * Wasabi: Hey, wait up!
 * (Kani, Tako and Ikura are in a closet, waiting for Wasabi to find them)
 * Kani: You know why I think Wasabi hasn't found us yet? He ditched us, that's why!
 * Ikura: Wasabi? You think he ditched us?
 * Tako: No, he would never do that to us.
 * Kani: Oh yes he would!
 * Tako: Now, now, Kani. You should have some faith in Wasabi.
 * Kani: Okay.
 * (But as they waited for ten more minutes, Tako's tolerance levels suddenly went down too.)
 * Tako: (hysterically) HE TOTALLY DITCHED US! I'M SORRY, BUT WHAT A JERK! LET'S GET HIM!
 * [he and the others ran out of the closet and out of the house to find Wasabi.]
 * Ben: Now, Roy, think hard. Where was the last place you remember seeing bill?
 * Roy: I, uh, I--I don’t know. I cant remember.
 * Wasabi: There he is! Get him!
 * Ben: Get him? No! Wasabi! Wait!
 * Shrek (from Shrek): (screams)
 * Wasabi: Ha ha ha!
 * Ben: Wasabi!
 * Wasabi: Hyah!
 * Shrek (from Shrek): (grunts)
 * Ben: Wasabi, that can’t be Bill. Shrek very clearly saw you chasing him.
 * Wasabi: Oh, yeah? How do you know?
 * Ben: He ran from you!
 * Wasabi: Hey, Shrek. I'm really sorry I knocked you down like that. I thought you were Roy's dad.
 * Ben: And that makes it OK?
 * Wasabi: What?
 * (Ben and Wasabi hear Roy screaming)
 * Ben: Uh oh. Now what? Come on, Wasabi.
 * Lord Farquaad (from Shrek): Is this him, ogre?
 * Shrek (from Shrek): Yeah, That’s the one.
 * (Wasabi gulps)
 * Wasabi: Hey, guys. You found me.
 * Tako: I'm sorry, but found you? Found you?
 * Ikura: You were supposed to find us...
 * Kani: And get some help.
 * Tako: We were waiting in that closet for ages.
 * Ikura: very scary, dark closet
 * Kani:
 * Wasabi: Got to find him. Got to find him.
 * Tako: Find him? You were supposed to find us, OK?
 * Kani:
 * Tako: Oh, no. You're right. Ben. He must not have showed up today, Wasabi thinks he’s been abandoned.
 * Wasabi: But I found him.
 * Tako: You found him?
 * Wasabi: He ran.
 * Ikura: Really?
 * Wasabi: And when I caught him, he yelled at me.
 * Kani:
 * Wasabi: And then he got Lickboot (Tom and Jerry: The Movie) to beat me up and throw me in the trash.
 * (Tako, Ikura and Kani gasp)
 * Tako: I don’t believe this. That's so not like him. Come on. We got to cheer poor Wasabi up. Let’s find him a nice place to relax and forget his troubles.