Christopher Robin's Pretty Patties Turned Everyone's Body Parts Every Colour!


 * Christopher Robin: I'm ready! I'm ready! For me money. [A crowd gathers around him] Welcome to Pretty Patties! May I take your money?
 * Baby Kermit: We want a refund, Christopher Robin!
 * [all talking at once]
 * Christopher Robin: Wha-!?! Who? What?
 * Baby Piggy: Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!
 * Baby Fozzie: Look what I got under me kilt!
 * [He raises his kilt to reveal a plaid body, and white underwear. it uses like this Look, what I got under my kilt]
 * Baby Gonzo, Baby Scooter, and Baby Rowlf: And look at our tongues!
 * [We see a yellow tongue, a speckled tongue, and a pink tongue. Christoper Robin refers to Rowlf's]
 * Christopher Robin: What's wrong with you?
 * [Baby Rowlf turns off a light to reveal his tongue is glow-in-the-dark, and is pulsing green]
 * Baby Rowlf: We want out money back. All 46,853 of us.
 * [He turns the light back on, but Christopher Robin is nowhere to be seen]
 * James: Hey, where'd he go?
 * [Cut to Christopher Robin running away, and the crowd chasing them, a roller coaster trailing behind them. Christopher Robin slams into the back door, but it is locked, so he searches for his key]
 * Christopher Robin: My key! Where's my key?
 * [Recalls he gave it to Tigger & Pooh & Piglet, and presses himself against the door to get Tigger & Pooh & Piglet's attention]
 * Christopher: Tigger! Let me in! Pooh! Let me in! Piglet!
 * [Tigger & Pooh & Pigger are in the rooms, and cannot hear due to his fighting. Christopher is chased left and right by the mob, still yelling. it uses like this *[Hit. Kick. Hurt. crowd muttering angrily]
 * Christopher Robin: Ahhh!!! Tigger let me in! Pooh!!!!!!