Episode 101: Nice Stuff

The Babies get there at the same time, just as Baby Kermit opens the doors. The Babies begin overworking in an attempt to impress him, doing more harm than good, scaring Baby Kermit out of his wits in the process. They then begin trying to make as many bubbles as possible, eventually causing the nursery to explode. Bubbles rain down from the sky, to the delight Nanny, and while Baby Kermit tries to make the people pay for them, The Babies ask him who is the Employee of the Month, giving Baby Kermit a headache.

Transcript

 * Baby Piggy: Ok, let’s have a good clean fight.
 * Baby Fozzie: And may the better man win. [shakes hands with Baby Fozzie, now hes thinking] He’s nothing but a furry, funny, fabolous, Baby Fozzie!
 * Baby Gonzo: [thinking] Look at that Miss Borgen County, Baby Piggy. You can’t trust him as far as you can throw him.
 * Baby Scooter: [thinking] As soon as he stops shaking my hand...
 * Baby Rowlf: [thinking] ...I’m gonna make a run for it.
 * [deleted scene]
 * Baby Animal [thinking]: [voice over] Do you know what that means?.
 * Baby Skeeter [thinking]: [voice over] Why?.
 * [The Babies stop shaking hands, laugh nervously, and run for the nursery where Baby Kermit is opening it up]
 * Baby Kermit: Nursery, nursery, going to the nursery! [sees the Babies come running over] Ah, it warms me wallet to see me employees coming in so early. Everybody, you’re early! [Baby Kermit realizes that they aren’t stopping for anything] Wait! [all push Baby Kermit out of the way and start doing nice stuff]
 * Baby Piggy: LOOK, KERMIE! CLEAN FLOORS!
 * Baby Fozzie: CLEAN, TABLES, KERMIT! [Baby Fozzie presses too hard on the table while he is cleaning and breaks it in half]
 * Baby Gonzo: CLEAN DISHES, KERMIT!
 * Baby Kermit: What’s going on?! [Baby Gonzo drops and breaks the dishes and mops them just like that]
 * Baby Scooter: ITS MUCH MORE EFFICIENT TO CLEAN DISHES THIS WAY, KERMIT!
 * Baby Kermit: Argh!
 * Baby Rowlf: FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE FOR YOU, KERMIT?
 * Baby Animal: LOOK, IM PUTTING MY OWN MONEY IN THE REGISTER, KERMIT! [Baby Animal puts his money into the register] [The Babies are in the bathroom] TWO HANDS TO INCREASE PRODUCTIVITY, KERMIT! FASTER, ANIMAL, FASTER!
 * Baby Skeeter: THERES NOTHING TO THIS BUBBLING, KERMIT! I’LL EASILY DOUBLE YOUR OUTPUT, ANIMAL! [both make many bubbles to overflow the nursery to where it explodes]
 * Nanny: Hey, bubbles! [While the bubbles fall from the sky, Baby Kermit head is in the tree]
 * Baby Kermit: Wait, you’ve got to pay for those! Wait, wait, wait! [The Babies come through the picture frame that Baby Kermit is in and asks his who is the winner and Baby Kermit is still arguing about the bubbles]